I Never Said I Was Deep

May 30

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Does anywhere except Australia get huntsman spiders?

If I tell you about a really traumatic thing that happened to me today involving one of them,will you understand?

Day 150- May 29, 2012 Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you “the list”. It contains everything we need to get done over the last 6.5 weeks. Ella didn’t trust me to finish today’s item of my own accord so she wrote me this friendly note to “encourage”me. Such a supportive sister. Also today, I worked. A lot. Came in early, left late, all that fun stuff. Supported 3 clients when our daily shift duties only allow for us to support 2. Met the client who my boss wants me to key work for, could do some really good things with him if I wasn’t pissing off for Europe in 6 weeks. Then I tried to take the slightly shorter way home only to find that a truck had rolled on to it’s side right in the middle of that route.

Day 150- May 29, 2012

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you “the list”. It contains everything we need to get done over the last 6.5 weeks. Ella didn’t trust me to finish today’s item of my own accord so she wrote me this friendly note to “encourage”me. Such a supportive sister.

Also today, I worked. A lot. Came in early, left late, all that fun stuff. Supported 3 clients when our daily shift duties only allow for us to support 2. Met the client who my boss wants me to key work for, could do some really good things with him if I wasn’t pissing off for Europe in 6 weeks. Then I tried to take the slightly shorter way home only to find that a truck had rolled on to it’s side right in the middle of that route.

May 29

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I met my key client today and wow he’s really high-functioning but he’s SO SHY and I literally feel like the worst person ever for planning to quit just as he’ll be starting to get to know me in 6 weeks.

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queermobile: funkysafari: You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told. But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt. Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x] WOW GREAT NEWS

queermobile:

funkysafari:

You can’t get much happier than a pig in muck, or so we are told.

But when this little piggy arrived in the farmyard she showed a marked reluctance to get her trotters dirty. While her six brothers and sisters messed around in the mire, she stayed on the edge shaking. It is thought she might have mysophobia - a fear of dirt.

Owners Debbie and Andrew Keeble were at a loss, until they remembered the four miniature wellies used as pen and pencil holders in their office. They slipped them on the piglet’s feet - and into the mud she happily ploughed. [x]

WOW GREAT NEWS

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Day 149- May 28, 2012 I can’t help but feel that this project has now turned into “Kelsey googles something at 11.58pm and finds a picture that only marginally relates to her day”. I’m deeply sorry about that, I will try better from now on. Today was about my 12th straight day of work and I found out that we have a meeting that I need to attend on Wednesday, which was my first day off since 12 days ago. Also, I had to break up a domestic between two of our clients this afternoon. Always a laugh.

Day 149- May 28, 2012

I can’t help but feel that this project has now turned into “Kelsey googles something at 11.58pm and finds a picture that only marginally relates to her day”. I’m deeply sorry about that, I will try better from now on.

Today was about my 12th straight day of work and I found out that we have a meeting that I need to attend on Wednesday, which was my first day off since 12 days ago. Also, I had to break up a domestic between two of our clients this afternoon. Always a laugh.

May 28

“It’s like, when two pandas are hugging, and the world goes silent… But to answer your original question I do like ice cream, I like it a lot.” — Ezra Koenig (via bobloblawlawblog-)

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