May 2012
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Does anywhere except Australia get huntsman spiders?
If I tell you about a really traumatic thing that happened to me today involving one of them,will you understand?
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I met my key client today and wow he’s really high-functioning but he’s SO SHY and I literally feel like the worst person ever for planning to quit just as he’ll be starting to get to know me in 6 weeks.
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“It’s like, when two pandas are hugging, and the world goes silent… But to answer...”
– Ezra Koenig (via bobloblawlawblog-)
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shalalalane:
the Last Shadow Puppets - The Time...
Does the fact that I’m not even European make this even more tragic?
(I have a sneaking suspicion that it might)
Sitting here in my office at 9.15 on a Sunday night watching Eurovision.
Pretty sure that sentence sums up my entire existence more perfectly than anything else ever could.
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Anonymous asked: shakin' that booty, I saw the booty, beautiful booty, smoking booty, talk to the booty, more booty, fine booty, all about booty, big ole' booty
Anonymous asked: Lol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
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Anonymous asked: hunting the booty, chasing the booty, oh what a booty, gimme that booty, I need the booty, round booty, down on the booty
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